Me: Wanna doughnut?
Gregg : No i'm okay...
{repeat that for 5 mins}
Me: Wanna bite of my doughnut ?
Gregg: Sure.
Me: { shoves half a doughnut into his mouth }
Gregg: That was not a bite ! Are you trying to make me fat ?
Me: Yes.
Gregg: You're a chubby chaser
Me : You know how I like them chunky boys.
Gregg: You are such a chubby chaser. You sicko.
Me: Oh please Gregg , you had half a doughnut. I had 5 and a half. Which one of us is the chubby chaser?
Gregg: I make cookies and eat the entire batch...
Me: That's because you don't share...
Gregg: Because I know you'll only eat like 4 then the rest will sit out for days and I'll have to eat them...
Me: Yeah... that's the problem...
Weirded out by us yet?
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