Work Survival Kit , because this week sucks.

So , for those of you who are unaware , my week of work before my week and a half of vacation is very sucky. Meaning that a girl who JUST finished training decided to quit, leaving me and my co-worker to pick up her slack while our manager is on vacation. In the Dominican Republic. Which means i'm working 27.5 hours more than I originally wanted. boo. Today was my first ever shift working until 9am. Don't worry I get to do it again tomorrow.

Anyways , our hardest client went crazy this morning. Screaming , Yelling , Threatening me , punching walls. The whole nine yards. It was rough. So my husband the gem that he is after seeing me cry this morning over how stressed and tired I was , made me a survival kit for my 12 hour shift tonight. {9pm ~9am yo} Let me tell you what. When I opened the kit I laughed and cried all at the same time , because my husband is thoughtful and hilarious , and it reminded me of why I fell in love with him to begin with. (ps , this will be a novel of a post. totally worth it though I promise)

So this is what I opened up to. A bunch of snacks and stuff , and a 3 page letter from my husband. The first page was a list of what was in the survival kit , and why it was in there.

Work Survival Kit {page 1}

• 1 bag of Chocolate - No reason ; Necessary 
• 2 bags of Cheetos - To get cheese dust everywhere
• 6 bottles of Diet Coke - For Diet Coke drinking game 
• 1 patriotic pinwheel - America !! That's why
• 1 carton of Ben & Jerry - Because you earned it 
• 1 eyepatch - No idea
• Les Miserables DVD - Because if there is something hotter than wolverine singing I don't want to know about it.

I need to clarify that there was only one bag of cheetos. I was really looking forward to 2.

Diet Coke Drinking Game {page 2}

• If client yells at you - Take a drink
• If client threatens you - Take 3 drinks 
• If client throws something - Finish bottle
• If client goes to sleep - drink at leisure , you've earned it 
• If client refuses meds - Take 4 drinks 
• If client makes a mess - Take 2 drinks 

Thanks to the MAJOR wet bed I just changed , I already get 2 drinks. Win.

Love Letter {Page 3 }

Dear Afton ,
     I just wanted to let you know that you are my best friend. I love spending time with you and making you laugh. I love that we have a similar sense of humor , and that you love my weirdness. I think that you are beautiful. You literally have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen.
    I am always so lonely whenever you leave me . I know how blessed I am for every moment I get to be with you. I love you so much Afton, and admire you . I hope one day I can deserve you.

Seriously guys , I am beyond blessed to have Gregg as my husband. He always goes above and beyond to make me happy. He's an amazing husband and father , and It's me who hopes everyday that someday I'll be able to deserve him. He's crazy to have settled for me. I'm super glad he did though. Anyways , I just wanted to share how lucky I am. I'm about to go break into those cheetos. I promise I'll get around to my mothers day post , but I've been too busy to take pictures of my presents. It rocked though guys. I married a winner.