Random Rants of your Average Afton

So I've had a lot of random things on my mind lately.

1) my dental hygenist told me I only had to brush 4 days a week. Weird.
2) Speaking of teeth , I have a tooth in the exact middle of my mouth. I don't think braces fixes that.
3) so there's mastectomy and double mastectomy right? so , is a mastectomy when they get rid of one boob? because I feel like that would look really weird.
4) I always wanted a big sister. I feel like I finally got an awesome big sister by marrying Gregg. Seriously. His sister is the best.
5) If I'm ever rich enough , I want to adopt a bunch of kids.

I feel like there were more random thoughts , but I forgot them. If and when I remember them i'll get back to you.