Midweek funnies.

There are 2 stories that I feel I need to share if only to give my momma a laugh because one of these stories she hasn't heard yet.

Story #1 :
Once upon a time Gregg was at school and needed to borrow a book so he could take his health tests. ( which i'm pretty sure are all due today) So he told his friend to go ahead and drop it off with me on his way to work. Gregg didn't think to let me know this. *cue me sleeping in my underwear* So I hear the door knock when his friend gets here and I run around trying to find something to put on.

I finally find a dress , throw it on and it's pretty low cut with buttons to make it less low cut. I figured it was Gregg or our landlady so I didn't button them up to maximum modesty levels. I open the door and it's his best friend , which makes things totally awkward and I feel like a complete slut. He leaves after what feels like forever. I didn't realize until later that to make this worse , I forgot to put on a bra. Gregg got the biggest mean face when he got home for that one. He just laughed at me.

Story #2:

Once upon a time I was sleeping. Gregg was watching me and thought it would be super funny if he leaned in really close and stared at me. He thought I would find it hilarious when I woke up and saw him leaning in really close staring at me. FALSE. I woke up and started crying. I was so scared. Gregg felt really bad and was like "ohmygosh! i'm so sorry!!" Then he cuddled me as I calmed down.

We laugh about it now , but husbands should NEVER do that to their wives. Never. It's not funny and we won't laugh. Sorry guys. We'll still love you.