A conversation with Gregg.

This may be TMI , I don't think so. I think it's hilarious. So here it is.

Gregg and I were arguing about something in the car yesterday. Because of how funny this conversation ended , I can't for the life of me remember what we were arguing about. All I know is it ended like this.

Me : I have boobs.
Gregg : So?
Me: So you're jealous.
Gregg: No I'm not.
Me: Why? Do you not like boobs ?
Gregg: I like squeezing them , but I don't like them hanging off my body.
Me: Well I don't like them hanging off my body either , but here they are.
Gregg: Well then you should be the jealous one. I get all the benefits of boobs without having to actually have them.
Me: ... Wow. I am jealous of you.

Sadly enough , this is how a lot of our conversations end. Well with weird conversations like this. Maybe not this exact way. Man. I love my husband.